The Cobalt Show

We showed up, unloaded, parked the van, and headed down the road to kill time.
We ended up at the Vancouver Chinese Night Market off of Main and checked out a bunch of booths. One booth had some swords with loads of Nazi Symbolism on it, being sold by an asian. We bought some subway, ate, And watched the other bands, Then Shit Got Fucked.

We finished setting up and started playing our first song, which went fine and dandy, now my memory get's hazy, not do to alchohol, but due to the concussion I endured during our set. These are mine and Reuben's Memories of everything

1. My guitar got shittered so I started crawling around the speaker towers and found some dusty old mechanical equipment and put it on my head and fell down.
2. I got another guitar and fell off the stage at which point I slammed my head into a stair's edge and endured my concussion.
3. I jumped on the floor and Reuben kicked me hard as fuck, I was screaming on the ground, I don't remember what about, But we were all still playing.
4. I started hanging off the pipes in the place while mike jumped off the stage and did some guitar swing shit, At this point I saw Reuben's Bass, Not Him.
5. Reuben was screaming in peoples faces while Mike and Tyler Were jamming on stage, I have no idea what the hell I was doing at this point.
6. We decided to tune up our everything and do the last song good, then we lost it and started fucking everything up, We'll leave that part at that. If You Weren't There, Shit, You Missed Out, But The Show's Only Get Crazier.

We got absolutely wrecked in the manner of damage to our bodies. I can't feel my shoulders, It's just pain, Reuben Has a swollen hand and head, I got concussed. We also trashed our drumset and then Reuben spat on me. Gross.

Come See Us July 18th In Vancouver With Cope At The Anti-Poverty Commitee On Main Street Down From The Cobalt, 524 Main. We'll Post Some Photo's And Video's From This Day, Unfortunately, None From The Actual Show.